Scene: Snowy morning. I am dressed in winter gear and snow shoes, have two dogs on a leash, and have just climbed up from the trail to a road crossing. Woman in a car stops, rolls down window.
Woman: Are you ok?
Me (perplexed): Yes...
Woman: But are you lost?
Me (still perplexed): No...?
Woman: But you came out of the woods!
Me, pointing: There's a trail.
Woman: Why on earth would you do that?